Chill, lady
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Show it anywaysmd... shaking my dick? what is wrong with you?
actually its "suck", not "shaking".
Yes MattBC97, we all understand that you enjoy pleasuring yourself with an abrasive pad while erotically tweaking your nipples to Rebecca Black, but what does that have to do with this FML?
You had the chance to be the first commenter and that is what you decided to say?
Sir, you just wasted valuable commenting space.
Did you throw it back?
Awww they deleted my comment ):
Headshot?
OP could have just said "losing lottery ticket" ...
Oops # 2
2- your picture says it all. OP- Was it a glass bottle? If it was, FYL. If it was a plastic bottle, it still sucks, but I wouldn't consider it an FML.
OP...did YOU have the winning ticket? :D
Original poster. There. No we don't have to sit through a ton of replies of stupid things abbreviated as "OP".
You should have told her you had the winning one, and then ran away so she couldn't throw anything else.
Hilarious
Maybe she wanted to start a difficult game of catch?
Hahah that's one way to look at it.
Or a ghost shopper checking yor reflexes.
I would like to know why 7 people think that OP deserves having this happen to her. Wasn't OP's fault :/ I know it's douches and trolls but oh well :p
Could also be people clicking YDI for everything for the sake of the "Judgemental"/"YDI master" badges.
Well, obviously you should have given her a winning ticket ;)
Keywords
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
Did you throw it back?