Love: Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers....

By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 22:00

Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

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EvilTwerp 12

Monday 2 January 2012 16:06

That greedy bitch!

missL1z 5

Monday 2 January 2012 16:08

It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.

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megangoodie 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:25

WOW WHAT A GREEDY BITCH

melanierules123 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:53

My dad did that for my brother when he was sick and he made him wait til the new to go to the doctors

ImSoEffedUp 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:15

At least she didn't wait until your birthday, valentine's, or your anniversary....

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:56

whats the whole story

cassidy112 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:48

That sucks I wud hit my mom

oscarandjd 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:10

what a bitch

oscarandjd 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:10

what a bitch

dragonmonkey 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:09

That blows.

JohnnyBoyFML0420 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:38

That just goes to show she was feeling like that for a quite a while now. I agree FYL..!! who knows how long she's been wanting to divorce you for. Rule Number #1 never trust a women who your nabsolutely sure won't **** you over

erbilio 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:25

Just wow

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