By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
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You deserved it 5 543

Same thing different taste

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KwitIt 0

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

star_ver 0

Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

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I laughed so hard at that....maybe you should have, too, because, if he is your friend, he was probably joking. That being said, you could always have told him you heard he was doing so well as a crackwhore that you thought you'd give it a try...

martialartist7 0

im proud to be the first person who commented on this without the intent to laugh at you... anyway since you said you havent gotten anything in a year, that probably meant you were probably pretty damn desperate. the crack ***** look is usually associated with way too much makeup, so maybe cut down on eye liner and shadow? dont make yourself look fake and you should be fine

He was probably just messing with you. My friends joke like that all the time.

I'm a guy with relatively long hair, and i look like an emo pothead. I can sympathize, but i'd just be laughing ;)

Looking like a crack ***** is probably better than looking "...different"

Californiagurl68 0

haha .. I get tht everyday!