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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 12:45

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

star_ver 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:14

Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

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Coffee_Kaioken 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:11

Damn. People are jackasses. I hate when I always get a trim or something and hardly anybody even bothered to notice or mention it, or say "nice haircut". Then again, there are some people whom I've complimented when I noticed things and they were all like "mhmm, thanks..."... all arrogant and stuck up. Sometimes people withhold compliments on a new look you have because they think, probably 10-15 other people complimented you on it anyway, so if they were to say it, you'd probably start getting fed up.

Carribu 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:25

GTFO #4 Anyway, how does your friend know what a crack *****'s hair looks like...? o_o

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:32

Your friend wanted to say something negative about your hair, but he couldn't think of a "nice way" to put it, so that was why he paused. You should take it as a meaning that you shouldn't get a "crack *****" haircut, anymore.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:32

I doubt he was serious. He was probably kidding, or he said it because he really thought you looked good, he just didn't wanna tell you because guys are strange like that.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:35

#4 STFU. I'm relatively certain that the sender attempted to write this properly but it went over 300 characters so they had to cut certain things out. But even if they didn't. Who ****** cares? You still got it, right?

marykateex3 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:16

I agree with #4. But hey, it still made me laugh. I'm sure you'll get compliments from other people, so no worries. (But what exactly does a crack ***** haircut look like?)