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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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Saturday 7 March 2015 19:34

That's just really ****** up. You deserve appropriate compensation and he deserves to get fined or thrown in jail or something. Too bad kicking his ass would land you there instead

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 7 March 2015 19:34

Quitting or not, I'd kick his ass and get him fired!

Comments

BeanOfFury 5

Sunday 8 March 2015 2:18

Did you stab him with his scissors?

Nevrdai 5

Sunday 8 March 2015 2:25

... You could charge him with assault for making physical contact with you in a malicious way.

usaidwhat82 21

Sunday 8 March 2015 2:51

Him quitting his job doesn't give him the excuse to treat customers like crap.

ctcountrygirl94 6

Sunday 8 March 2015 3:29

that's messed up!! :/ I would've punched him

Timmster 8

Sunday 8 March 2015 3:34

That's my biggest fear!

carecam 4

Sunday 8 March 2015 4:37

Does he not know he can quit without being a complete douche bag to a innocent person?

thejonac 21

Sunday 8 March 2015 5:16

there really wasn't a need for him to drag you with him if he was really quitting. tell his superior bc his attitude is really unacceptable even if it was his last day. do him a favour, get him fired and teach him a lesson so he'll learn

Jewsenberg 1

Sunday 8 March 2015 6:56

...as opposed to cutting most of the hair BELOW the forehead.

LPisLame 16

Sunday 8 March 2015 10:41

? I've seen this happen before. The guy was already balding and trying to hide it. The barber got laid OUT!! I'm sorry OP, you definitely should've done something.