Miscellaneous: Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons... - FML

By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 022

You deserved it 2 511

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 226

You deserved it 6 033

By TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - 29/01/2016 12:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 061

You deserved it 1 739

"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…

By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 576

You deserved it 128

By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 623

You deserved it 3 943

Respect

By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 780

You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 265

You deserved it 3 316

Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 006

You deserved it 382

'This Is Us' reboot

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 615

You deserved it 541

By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 409

You deserved it 2 903

Evil and cunning

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 04:00

Today, I lost my job due to anonymous customer complaints. Turns out it was my toxic mother-in-law. She made those complaints because she thinks if I’m unemployed, it will be easier to convince my husband to divorce me. Luckily he knows she’s toxic and is on my side, but I’m still unemployed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 688

You deserved it 104

Next

Top comments

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

******* demons will do that.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.

Comments

Drummerboy1234 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:23

cool story bro

cdude200 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:47

lol remove her and tell her to get a life

sheethapins 13

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:46

Send an old priest and a young priest to her house.

Jaxx66 21

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:53

lol. have fun in that family. haha. maybe demons will make you do something to get revenge.

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:24

demons are pesty little buggers

Lehk 9

Friday 22 April 2011 0:27

demons like jack, jim, and jose? tell everyone she is a crazy alcoholic

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:31

NMDFOWERMNBHXDFERMBDIFRTEHDUIFEWRIDMNFJRIE oh shit... i'm sorry the demons made me do it

chosha_fml 26

Friday 22 April 2011 2:51

Wow, you must be excited about tapping into that gene pool.

Sasu_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 3:22

That sucks, OP. Hopefully, the wedding isn't/wasn't ruined, though. BTW, anyone else notice that the FML ID has a 666 in it?? Not gonna lie, I lol'd a little bit...

88sforlife 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:04

those damn demons !

2
3
4
5
6
7

Keywords

Miscellaneous Awkward Racism Love Money My ex Harassment Work Embarrassing Accident AITA Am I overreacting? Religion Relatable Health Gifts LGBTQIA+ Annoying Inappropriate Teachers Education Animals Dogs Relationship advice Cats Cute Transportation Friends Cars Scams

The Top

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 124

You deserved it 27 545

"Fake". We do sure hear that word a lot nowadays. But what can you do, sometimes the situation you're trapped in is so unreal that you simply can't make it up. But don't worry, here on FML, these situations are the true heroes, so come along and brin...

I agree, your life sucks 0

You deserved it 0

The Top

Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 138

You deserved it 4 051

Today, I learned that my girlfriend prefered being fully under the blanket during our first time to avoid being cold and to save electricity. This would've been completely fine by me if she didn't have IBS. Done the math yet? FML

I agree, your life sucks 615

You deserved it 167

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 126

You deserved it 2 502

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 804

You deserved it 71 729

Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 296

You deserved it 16 398

Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 410

You deserved it 2 597