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By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - 29/01/2016 12:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

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Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 04:00

Today, I lost my job due to anonymous customer complaints. Turns out it was my toxic mother-in-law. She made those complaints because she thinks if I’m unemployed, it will be easier to convince my husband to divorce me. Luckily he knows she’s toxic and is on my side, but I’m still unemployed. FML

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chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

******* demons will do that.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.

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Drummerboy1234 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:23

cool story bro

cdude200 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:47

lol remove her and tell her to get a life

sheethapins 13

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:46

Send an old priest and a young priest to her house.

Jaxx66 21

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:53

lol. have fun in that family. haha. maybe demons will make you do something to get revenge.

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:24

demons are pesty little buggers

Lehk 9

Friday 22 April 2011 0:27

demons like jack, jim, and jose? tell everyone she is a crazy alcoholic

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:31

NMDFOWERMNBHXDFERMBDIFRTEHDUIFEWRIDMNFJRIE oh shit... i'm sorry the demons made me do it

chosha_fml 26

Friday 22 April 2011 2:51

Wow, you must be excited about tapping into that gene pool.

Sasu_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 3:22

That sucks, OP. Hopefully, the wedding isn't/wasn't ruined, though. BTW, anyone else notice that the FML ID has a 666 in it?? Not gonna lie, I lol'd a little bit...

88sforlife 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:04

those damn demons !

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