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This just tells me you're an innocent little girl.
Because if you've never heard of bar crawling you don't get out much.
#10, but she got a mass text from one friend who messaged and said that she can't make it. It doesn't say that she got lots of texts from many friends and everyone saying they can't make it tonight. If I miss read the fml I'm sorry but it's not worded the best.
I'm on the mobile site so I can't see where OP is from.. but bar crawling?? I've never heard of that term and it sounds a bit funny lol. I say bar hopping.
Awwwwe. They didn't invite you. Yeah two weeks ago you weren't invited to dinner. You smell too much like stale onions and dirty laundry.
Aj### You have the most insane comments
Rofl marinus curtin university is not going to get you a job at big 4, or other large investment banks ... Just got an internship at Merrill Lynch for 6 weeks in the summer .. Transfer to university of sydney .
#37, I did vacation work at Ernst&Young 18july -29 July, since then they have offered me a graduate position, and I have signed my contract to commence work May 2013.
OP is from Ohio....lol
Ah, don't you love that? Then later when you hear friends talking about it and they're like "Oh, you should've come, it would have been so much more fun with you!" and it's like... "An invitation would've been nice." That does suck. Carelessness on the friend's part, too! Forget 'em.
First marinus comment I've ever seen thumbed down.
Hope that they're now ex friends.
Sound like a group of friends I had. I joined late and things were great then one of the chicks became a crazy bitch so I stopped hanging out with her. Now none of them invite me to hang out or anything. They all do stuff together sans me. They still pretend to be my friend but they suck. I'm not lame or anything or the sort. Some people suck.
Anyone else not get this?
Yea I had to read it twice before I understood the FML. Lol
Same. I had to read it a few times to get it.
I understood it perfectly.
^Stupid question
Wow she's rude, find another friend.
Maybe just a little hint on how tight you really are with that group of people...
Reply to the text. She'll be embarassed that you found out that they've been going without you, and her friends will be mad at her for letting out the secret. In the meantime find new friends.
Send her a text saying your trip to the movies or something was cancelled so she'll feel the same way you do.
I'm confused? Anyone else?..
^ I feel your profile pic lacks the right amount of derp-facing to go with your comment....
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Anyone else not get this?
Great "friends" of yours