Miscellaneous: Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry...

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By gutted - 21/04/2011 08:33 - New Zealand

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

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By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Anyone else not get this?

crazyrunnergirl 7

Friday 26 August 2011 2:02

Great "friends" of yours

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supimnyancat 9

Friday 26 August 2011 2:45

Thumbs this down if you want, but I really don't get this FML.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 26 August 2011 2:47

The OP's friends all arranged to have a party without inviting her or telling her about it. Does that sufficiently clear the FML up for you?

supimnyancat 9

Friday 26 August 2011 3:11

yes, your comment sufficiently cleared my confusion with this FML.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 26 August 2011 3:13

Awesome, we rock!

chocolatechocha 8

Friday 26 August 2011 4:22

Yea. I was confused cus ii was thinking f her friends life for faking a text to seem important.

divadro102 16

Friday 26 August 2011 8:10

Quite some balls you got there (hint: avatar)

ladiesman219 4

Friday 26 August 2011 2:53

Looks like they ruined ur surprised party

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 26 August 2011 2:54

Maybe that was sent on purpose. If not why don't you crash? And say tabs on me. Then leave. Aha. Yea. Good times. Jk.

iMagzzzy 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:15

This literally took me 5 minutes plus reading all of the comments 3 times to understand what the **** bar-crawling is.

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 26 August 2011 4:01

Although I have never heard of bar-crawling, I have heard of bar-hoping, and was able to understand it's meaning using context. But it was worded strangely.