Miscellaneous: Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read,...

By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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You deserved it 273

Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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You deserved it 891

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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You deserved it 13 063

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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You deserved it 125

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 755

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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You deserved it 1 377

Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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lionkat456 28

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:04

Holy mother of god I hope that's a prank...

BimmerDriver 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:08

Lie down, try not to be scared, be ******* scared.

Comments

kallima_fml 3

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:14

Yet more proof of the impending zombie apocalypse!!!!

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:26

2SPOOKY

Lavitz Slambert 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:45

there is a page on Facebook you can request deceased family members personal Facebook page to be closed with a death certificate :)

Sunnyxx 9

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:48

It's got to be a prank. Facebook logs your sessions, so if you've a way on to his account you could copy the IP and run it through a site for tracing. you should still report this to a site admin though.

thestuff96 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:14

Ok the logical thing to say is someone hacked his account but on the illogical thing to say is holy ****

Zaela666 5

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:24

Wow that's terrifying and messed up at the same time.

rawr_ily96 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:44

I had a feeling if I went far enough into past FMLs I would find one like this. I was right. I love you, FML!

webshammo 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:52

Now I know what I am doing April 1.

Erery 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 3:50

I hope you don't mean that, being that's it's an asshole move to mess with someone else's family like that.

rawr_ily96 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 22:03

Past FMLs? xD I could've sworn I was in Bookmark.

Iniezian 18

Wednesday 10 July 2013 22:23

If your brother knew he was going to die (IE he was dying of cancer), this might actually have been a final prank. There is a system out there which, after detecting a certain period of inactivity on your computer, sends out delayed messages you've programmed. I remember hearing about one such case of a man named Jack Froese, who died and then months later, his friend got two emails from him, and this was mentioned as the probable cause. Not sure if this kind of stuff works with Facebook, though.