Miscellaneous: Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read,...

By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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lionkat456 28

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:04

Holy mother of god I hope that's a prank...

BimmerDriver 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:08

Lie down, try not to be scared, be ******* scared.

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xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:07

That is both creepy and ****** up since someone probably hacked his account :(. Perhaps you should go in and make sure all the pictures of him are saved to the computer, delete his private page and then make one of those "like" pages as an R.I.P page so people can still see his pictures and make comments about missing him. People are horrible :(

conholio33 28

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:31

That is very very creepy

PinnanceGirl09 5

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:54

Same thing happened to my family. An aunt and cousin of mine passed away over a year ago in a car accident. About 6 months after their passing, family members were getting messages from them and statuses were being posted. Its the most horrible feeling seeing their name pop up on the screen. You hope its really them but you know it can't be real. It's heart breaking.

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 11 July 2013 10:16

What kind of ****** up joke is that?! I'm so sorry OP ... This has to be the most disturbing fml I've read.

Joshido 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:29

I bet it was the NSA!

fuckmylife518 15

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:42

Big brother is watching you? But in all honesty, I'd be freaking out.

itswhatever39 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:31

A prank about a dead brother? Real nice....unless it wasn't a prank. O.o (You never know...)

YupThtJstHappend 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:49

He came back from the dead to haunt you for doing anything bad. To him My brother told me he would haunt me if he ever died before me oh shit its true :o!!!! but sorry about him :(