Miscellaneous: Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read,...

By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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You deserved it 273

Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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You deserved it 891

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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You deserved it 13 063

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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You deserved it 125

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 755

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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lionkat456 28

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:04

Holy mother of god I hope that's a prank...

BimmerDriver 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:08

Lie down, try not to be scared, be ******* scared.

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olpally 32

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:47

This is real life horror movie shit... Jesus. Contact Facebook then the cops. Good luck finding that sick ****.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:09

Call the R.I.P.D., call Ghostbusters, call an exorcist!

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:54

How's it scary/creepy? It's just some bender making a rather tasteless practical joke.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:02

someone is playing a sick joke on you

Megan98 18

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:20

This kinda reminds me of pretty little liars...

cmb8280 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:40

O_O I would've peed my pants. I nearly did just reading it!

AlexRen 21

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:43

Don't trip, he's using Facebook: Beyond The Grave Edition.

Fiori4 20

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:58

Well... time for me to watch a funny movie...

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:59

...Sorry for your loss OP but...Howcome your brother has been dead for 2 years and his profile is still there??? And that shit is ******* creepy!!!

JBrownie123 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:05

If that's a prank, the person that did it is a sick bastard. I hope whoever did it comes forward and tells you they did it rather than just being a dick.