Vanilla Ice

By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
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Vitualamen 11

Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

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Wizardo 33

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

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Vitualamen 11

Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

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Blackcatluck 19

Hey rapping is better then raping! Which is what i originally thought this FML was about..

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oj101 33

He could've gone like; #Picked up a ho, And i'ma pick up herpes, yo, But it ain't no matter, Cos YOLO#

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bingbongbingbong 11

You have a dirty mind, shame on you !!

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Punkyxoxo 14

Well Sing to him and point at your Vaj?

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Jake_Hale 7

#40 better than bieber.

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jc10x 8

71- bieber jokes got old a while ago.

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Theglc20 27

Hey, At least he knows something about music right? Always good for a potential partner.

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completerubbish 17

That depends on your definition of 'music'...

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Are you one of those "rap isn't music" idiots?

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golden_warrior 23

8 - if you have rapped at a high level the you would know how difficult it is. Trying telling a story while rhyming at the same time. I do realize that there are lot of garbage rappers due to YouTube but don't judge rap music based on them. Listen to Nas, Rakim, Tupac to name a few and you will realize how hard it is to rap while conveying a message outside of hoes, money and drugs.

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Blackcatluck 19

It is hard to rap since you have to include the n-word in every verse and still make it rhyme!

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golden_warrior 23

LMAO. Sad part is that these lame rappers rhyme the N word with the N word. It used to be brothers and sistas. Now it's n**gas and bitches -- Tupac Shakur

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kurodansei 16

speaking of youtube rappers..... you should also try.... Dumbfoundead, Wax, Streetlight Prince EA, WATSKY, Delazoo, Funk Volume, Team Backpack, and.... Me!(click my profile) I'm not that great yet though lol.

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Kn0wledge123 21

#43 that last comment essentially proved that you're an idiot.

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AboveAll04 14

slob on his knob lol

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Soniye 14

And 2 girls 1 cup will put the knob down !! xD *i have a sick humor*

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers the old 'Slob on his knob' rap FML.

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Soniye 14

33- I'm not British so it's humor to me :P

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Pesticides 19

it's a little thing called over compensation

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addioty 19

What up chick, this be my dick, ill take you for a ride and yeah it'll be sick wait what

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AboveAll04 14

maybe that's his way of asking you out ? Idk what to tell you....

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ironichalibut 24

There's worse pickup lines.. But probably not many..

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lbrown66 12

If you didn't know what to tell them then why did you comment?

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ImGucci 8

He's just trying to sell you his new mixtape "my dick got da hoes"

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

XD that's crazy! Take it as funny and keep moving on.

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Wizardo 33

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

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nite66 21

Thumbs up for the Pokemon reference lol

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RockN 10

You should've said "DISGUSTING" *in a scottish accent*

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