By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Spicy
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
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Same thing different taste

Play that Blink 182 song

By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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Comments

That's messed up, I don't understand why women are so unfaithful seriously if you don't want to be with someone intamitly the leave them I'm sorry man.

fabricatedego 5

man I hope she was joking. you deserve someone who is faithful.

At least you caught her, now leave her with nothing and move on to someone who wont take you for granted.

If I was you I would've kept playing along up to the part where y'all meet. That way you get to see the look on her face as she tries to "explain". If you are lucky, she is just messing with ya. If she really is cheating, tell her to her face that you hope she lives forever so she can watch everyone she loves die. Ha

Plot twist: she thought she was having an awkward conversation with a relative

I would have replied back with I want a divorce

You realise of course that she may be kidding around just as much as you were and simply be better at it than you!

badkid91 11

Dump her immediately, sorry OP..