By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Wizardo 33

Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...

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hussamhasi 22

Why would u be sorry unless youre the husband ? Comeon people

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InfiniteSunshine 32

There's a thing called being sorry for their situation, even if it has nothing to do with you.

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Wizardo 33

Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...

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Nyattack 14

Sure, but it never hurts to tell your partner that you don't feel up to it rather than completely ignoring them...

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ohthebloodygore 16

Unless said partner is a complete asshole with no boundaries who makes idiotic remarks like "but it's sex. You should want to have it". Maybe OP's boyfriend decided ignoring was the best option.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Unless said partner is a complete asshole with no boundaries who makes idiotic remarks like "but it's sex. You should want to have it". Maybe OP's boyfriend decided ignoring was the best option.

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Imhere4fml 24

And yet many people can't get any while he has it easy.

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buttsmcgee 11

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ConfusedCat 11

Well, Overwatch is a pretty great game.

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splinteredApple 36

Your husband isn't entitled to have sex whenever you want. Sex is important but it's about what both people want.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Are you sure your husband is playing Overwatch? Tracer is all over the internet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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buttsmcgee 11

I know, and I'm not really complaining or demanding sex whenever I want, I just think it's funny how people can get so involved in games that they sometimes "neglect " their private lives.

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ohthebloodygore 16

I don't think disconnecting the Internet is the best option here. As a gamer, if someone were to disconnect my internet mid-game, I'd go crazy. This isn't about spending multiple hours neglecting my life. It's about a hobby I enjoy, it's no different from the other hobbies I have in life. Have you tried talking and voicing your opinions like an adult? I dated someone once who apparently hated the amount of time I spent playing video games but would act passive aggressive instead of voicing their thoughts so how was I ever supposed to know? Saying "I want sex" isn't voicing your opinion either.

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xXDemonWolfXx 13

The **** it is, literally a team fortress reskin.

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trucker2 33

So sit on top of the TV... With vibrator in hand... Ever Xbox needs a little competition..

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Tripartita 44

Yeah, sometimes when I get tired of doing things in the order that matters, I put my priorities on shuffle too. It's fun and adds an element of surprise to my life and those in it.

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erockinthesuburb 17

Sometimes guys don't want to do the hibbity dibbity too. Sometimes all we want is to sit down and be ******' lazy and zone out from stress for a while.

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TheMathMajor 26

That's understandable, but he could have at least let her know he wasn't in the mood.

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xninix_fml 36

"hibbity dibbity"

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