By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
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morgan_5230 0

that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.

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minorixxxx 0

Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.

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that_guy_you_are 0

FYL? Huh? Who doesn't love butter on the bedsheets? Also, #32 = win.

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egaonogenki 0

Another reason why I'll never keep a free-roaming pet. Maybe caged and fishtanked but not a free-roamer like dogs & cats!!!

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Peanutlovers 0

least my dog has the courtesy to do that on the floor :]

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mother_green7 0

pets aren't worth it. that goes for children too.

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whomajigi 0

You have a dog. Dog's do and eat stupid stuff. How did he get to the butter unless someone left it out anyway? Give it a rest, it's a hazard of having a dog.

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csigabajnok 0

This is what you get when you let your pets into your bed. Pets should sleep on the floor or outside, that's for sure.

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Melly18 0

Oh that's so funny, I get so mad when any of my animals have accidents on my bed but I just have to remember that they didn't do it on purpose and they're only sharing the bed with me because they love me. As for #9 and #10 what kind of asshole doesn't let their dog sleep on the bed with them??? Pets are family and should be in a bed just like everyone else....jerks

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asherah14 7

Making dogs sleep on their own bed doesn't make anyone an asshole. I've got 3 very happy and spoiled dogs that don't sleep in my bed. They've got a nice plush dog bed a few feet from my bed to sleep on. I don't like my sheets covered in grass, dirt, and dog fur. Plus I'm allergic to my dogs so to keep my sleep quality better, they never get on my bed. But that doesn't make me an asshole or a bad owner.

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