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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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By Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

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Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By phishy - 05/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. Unfortunately, I couldn't understand the man due to his incoherent mumbling. I had to decline the job after asking him to repeat everything he said, over and over again. I still don't know exactly which job I declined. FML

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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:14

why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:15

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

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painandpeace 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:06

What an inconsiderated douchebag you are. YDI. Maybe when you're sitting down and your ass is still unemployed, you'll think about how you lost an interview by being a prick.

MrFranBrO 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:55

LMAO thats what you get for being an ass lol but dude seriously thats funny hehe tell him your friend was borrowing you phone.

pink_scarf 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:01

that's not very nice. you shouldn't have been imitating him. you totally desrved that.

Gotz_No_Love 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:27

you disrespectful bitch. when you lost your job oppurtunity, at least you did one good thing. you saved him from working with a dick like you. FHL and YDI.

Allord 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:25

Kill yourself

bishoprsv2 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:34

Let's all give a round of applause for the giant DOUCHE who thinks people should feel sorry for him!

halodude22 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:12

Good going, dumbfuck

Celfious 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:02

You should have just said "Today, I found out I am a prick, FML"

Mattsayshola 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:12

What a bitch...

soccer_girl73 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:06

WTF why would you be so rude!! EVERYBODY knows that if you don't know the number you ask who it is, even 5 year olde know this you are a imature moron