By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 544
You deserved it 1 851

Same thing different taste

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Poor OP. Sorry your wife had to die so relatively early.

Tweet his number. I'm sure you could get a bunch of kids to prank call him. Revenge is sweet

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I sorta know how you feel. My friends MOM died a few years ago, and barely even a week after he cane back to school, some ******** actually tried to pull this joke... Idiot "Do you know your gay?" Friend "No." Idiot "Does your mom know she's gay?" If we weren't in class at this time, the idiot would've had his ass handed to him on a silver platter.

twinny_sc 13
PYLrulz 17

If I was a teacher, and heard that, I'd give your friend a baseball bat, then "pretend I never saw anything"

thank you 59 42 the aforementioned idiot basically disrespected my friends mom immediately after she died.

No wonder he suspected his fiancee of cheating on him, the guy's an asshole! xD And that is quite possible the worst one-liner I've ever heard stammered from a guy that backed himself into a corner like that. Damn.

xxjenn27xx 8

Aw im sorry op! I feel so bad

Gorquess 6

He Was Disrespectful But Karma Does Come Around Remember That So One Day He Will Get His

Caps Aren's Necessary On Every ******* Word

SciFiFanatic 3

You do not capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence unless it's a title!

MiloBear 11

Karma already got to him, his fiancee is sleeping around.

at least he realized he got the wrong number and did not actually have the chance to kill you...so there is a sliver lining to that...

I can't believe I have to share oxygen with this asshole.

emtman 6

Who would vote that OP deserved it? That's bs in my opinion.

Dicks, Roger the alien, Mickey Mouse, Ash Ketchum, etc.

PYLrulz 17

Wow. May that asshole get raped by a red hot poker iron. Some people should just vanish for all I care

MyWorldAway 0

im sorry about your wife. I can see why she would cheat since he is not only.an idiot but rude as well. she'll leave him.

Our generation doesn't suck, just a few common morons.

Every generation says that. I'm pretty sure the moment people were able to reason they concluded that others suck.