By dust1535538 - 13/10/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 445
You deserved it 38 387

dust1535538 tells us more.

First off, this is my FML. Second, I was on a road that just so happened to not have a posted speed limit. So I just assumed the speed limit to be 45, unfortunatly according to the law here on a unposted road the limit is 35. No I didn't pass.

Top comments

Llama_Face89 33

Don't speed through life. It won't be worth it.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Y got off lite! The bastard copper could of does you for driving w/o a license!

mgsoloist 14

No...you get a drivers permit before your license, and an adult was in the car which is usually the requirement for a permit. Thank you and don't comment again :D

bubo_fml 10

Well, **** me for taking the liberty to post in an OPEN forum! Sorry to offend your delicate & pedantic sensibilities! In the future, I'll do my best to follow your example of being an unimaginative bore!

Hey...yeah you. Shut the **** up. Your commentary was not witty nor intelligent. Congratulations, you're now a certified idiot. Thank you, please don't come again.

Yes and level of writing you used was that of an unborn child, that's right you have a worst grammar than a person who hasn't learned to write yet. If it was part of a joke, that joke would be the dumbest joke ever to be writen in this website.

je_suis_fml 11

14- what the **** is "...could of does you..."?!

Llama_Face89 33

Dude it took me a good few minutes to decipher what you said...either English isn't you're first language or you're a bleeding idiot. I'm leaning towards the latter.

14, how did you think people got their full license? If you were driving without a license during your test then nobody would be able to drive at all. Next time think before you post your inane bull shit. This is "an open forum" but that doesn't mean you should just post the first stupid and barely legible thing you think of. Have a nice day

PokeSmot 10

Please don't reproduce, 'bubo.'

17, Next time before being rude to someone you should check your facts. Most countries in the world don't use a drivers permit. Where I live you just make an apointment with a driving instructor and you can learn to drive. I don't agree with what 14 said but he was right. I just love how all of you called him stupid while he was right.

104, He was still wrong, driving without a license is driving illegally, sitting a test or learning to drive are both legal forms of driving even without a license. Also OP was from Virginia in the United states, where a learner's permit is needed. I can't say I know many nations that don't need a permit of some sort, in fact nearly all I know do. Please don't quote some backwards and off track countries, I'm talking major nations with a decent road system.

@ 115 I never said that i agreed with his comment. I also never mentioned the OP in my comment, because it was irrelevant. I was just talking about 17's comment and the others about need a learners permit to take driving lessons. You do realise that most countries in Europe don't need a drivers permit right? I wouldn't call those countries backwards and off track countries. the countries that use learners permits are: Canada,Hong Kong, Jamaica, New Zealand, Norway, South Africa, Sweden, United Kingdom and the United States. I might have missed a few but as you can see most coutries don't use a learners permit.

bubo_fml 10

correction: U got off lite! The bastard copper could've cited U for driving w/o a license!

He couldn't of if the driving instructor was there

What the **** did grammar ever do to you guys?

FYL for speeding during a drivers test. You would've failed anyways.

skyttlz 32

Agreed. My DMV fails everyone for stupid reasons.

you should know better than to speed during a license test

Llama_Face89 33

A 5 year old could know that's a stupid thing to do...

jsturaveragegirl 5

I believe this deserves an epic fail!

Things NOT to say to the guy giving your driving test: 1) Ok, the brake pedal is, um...the one on the right, right? 2) What the hell is that blinking light here? 3) Which way is left again? 4) Nice ass, baby. 5) I LOVE this song! Turn it up! 6) I dare you to moon those nuns. 7) Let's see how fast this baby can go!

Don't forget number 8! "Uh-oh... Um, how fast do you think you can jump out of a moving vehicle?"

9) Hah! I knew my voices were lying when they said something bad would happen today! 10) Cocaine is a hell of a drug! 11) Do traffic lights normally sway like that? 12) Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.