Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
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khaya 9

That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."

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muhaidib 2

Take pride in you farts! Even if they aren't really yours...

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TurnpikeTwister 0

That's actually very good karma; who knows, someone might just might claim your fart when you need it most!

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The_Weirdo 10

If you can claim to own it, you can also sell it. That's why they invented EBay OP, just put it in a ziplock and ship it off.

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L3Paparazzo 7

op doesnt give a **** bout what people think lol

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FuniiBunii 0

I love the way this FmL is worded!

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LordGoober 13

By claiming it you probably got some open seats beside you so looks like a win.

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JacksonCampbell 9

And not a single **** was given that day.

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The_Weirdo 10

85, this actually was from the play version of Harvey. :p

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stoopkid911 0

i agree with 72 :). let ppl think wat they wanna think. its their ass in the long run.

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DynamicDave 11

Unless OP claims ownership of that too!

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LolaD18 1

wait, the sandwhich Subway or the train Subway? oh no wait. that's weird no matter where it is.

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jmtmxer 0

he said in THE subway so I think he's talkin about the train subway

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Genesis215 1

Unless, of course, there's only one (sandwich) Subway in all of Singapore.

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jmtmxer 0

I doubt it subway just passed McDonalds for the most fast food restaurants in the world

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RedPillSucks 31

or two hobos were fighting over a subway sandwich and he thought that claiming the fart on the subway would prove ownership of the sandwich. What? It could happen!

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imacreeper 3

if it was the fast food restaurant it would have been a capitalized "S".

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Genesis215 1

Just like the first letter in the beginning of your sentence.

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NomOnShroomz 14

Because he/she can and if you're not okay with it... umm... euhh... hmm... something bad is going to happen.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

haha " silly " u don't hear that very often :)

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ColorfulDonut 7

silly is such an awesome word it makes me want smack someone over the head and say; "aww u silly Billy" :)

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bittersweet1 0

op worded This perfectly. I was in the post office yesterday and a chick in front of me was very musty. every time we took a step forward i stepped into the smell x_x reminds me of it

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