Intimacy: Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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Thursday 7 May 2015 1:59

Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.

gearhead369 20

Thursday 7 May 2015 0:26

Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!

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MisterGasMoney 16

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:06

You could always call the police...

rec_chem 22

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:25

There's a word for women who indiscriminately sleep with men they don't really even like...

interesting33 36

Thursday 7 May 2015 18:09

Is that word women?? Men sleep with women they don't want a relationship with. Women sleep with men they don't want a relationship with. It is ok, if it was a one-night stand you would assume it would be just a one night stand. You can be interested sexually or just for the night but not romantically. There is also a word for men who sleep with people they aren't romantically interested in on a one-night stand that is clearly just that... men.

xrudeboyrock 29

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:42

You sure don't! Just tell him you're sorry, you're not interested, could I just have my wallet and call it a day?

247pacient 11

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:43

Never had a runner before, but I hope I never do. YDI

VikkiSwift 3

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:45

This wasn't her ******* fault. OP is being blackmailed into a date with someone she wasn't interested in. This is all on him. What this man is doing is not ******* okay, and sexism at its finest.

SookyLala 13

Saturday 9 May 2015 21:01

umm. no. i think youre right in that it is definitely not ok. but sexism? not even close.

dubb420 15

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:46

plot twist... He doesn't really have her wallet.

StormGirl142 24

Thursday 7 May 2015 13:57

Sex doesn't equal interest, y'all. Casual sex is a thing. If she wants to have sex with 555 people, then that's her right, and nobody has any say on how she treats her body. Either way, it's disturbing to me that so many of you feel the guy is justified in what he's doing. They had sex, so what? That does't give him the right to withhold her property until she gives in. That doesn't mean he's owed anything. That's creepy. If she decided she wasn't interested, then she wasn't interested. Nobody can make themselves like someone they just don't click with. If the OP had been a man, all y'all complaining that she shouldn't have had sex with a guy she wasn't interested in would be all over how the girl was a psycho for holding his shit hostage until her took her out. Y'all need to sit back, analyze your lives, and look up the phrases "internalized misogyny".