Intimacy: Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:59

Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.

gearhead369 20

Thursday 7 May 2015 0:26

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enginsteve 17

Thursday 7 May 2015 8:01

**** it, had sex

AndyPurdy 31

Thursday 7 May 2015 8:07

well atleast he was nice enough to tell you and return it unlike most fucktards who keep other peoples belongings

cosmicdancer84 7

Thursday 7 May 2015 8:12

Let's reverse the genders in this situation. let's say a guy had a one night and a girl tried to blackmail him into dinner, you'd all say she's crazy. This guy isn't being cute. if he were a gentleman, he'd mail the wallet to her. Women are entitled to one night stands too because they like to get laid just like men do. deal with it.

niphredil12 8

Thursday 7 May 2015 9:16

Exactly! Thank you!

Axel5238 29

Thursday 7 May 2015 9:21

I agree with you if it was a women doing it she'd be crazy. However, the notion guys do it so women should do it is iffy only because either way it's still not great behavior either way. Guys do a lot of shitty things and try to justify it. If a guy sleeps around too much he should be looked at as a potential risk not celebrated. On the flip side women know it's risky and dangerous know lot's of guys do it doesn't make it good behavior to emulate. Regardless of gender/sexual orientation it's risky and shouldn't be celebrated. TLDR: If it was a chick she'd be crazy not cute. Gender/sexual orientation 1 night stands are a choice, but it's risky regardless and like any choice can and will be judged for it.

Saikon1357 25

Thursday 7 May 2015 8:50

People need to stop shaming OP for having a one night stand. Sex is great. I'd suggest taking the date, get some free food out of it and just get your wallet back. If he tries to withhold your wallet from you accuse him of blackmail and theft and threaten to call the cops. If he still doesn't return it, actually do call the cops. Or just skip the date and tell him to return it or you'll report it to the police as theft, because it technically is.

EnchantingCurse 0

Thursday 7 May 2015 9:06

Why are people saying she deserves it? He's guilting her into a date by holding her property against her. That's really gross

shesaidlight 1

Thursday 7 May 2015 9:09

maybe it's just a wallet, maybe you didn't put money in it. lol ??

niphredil12 8

Thursday 7 May 2015 9:15

Im surprised and digusted at the amount of people shaming this person for havubg safe, consentual sex with an adult. One night stands are common and only the women are shamed for it. There is no reason to be ashamed, OP, sex can be fun and a one night stand is a perfect way to do this. You do not deserve to be tricked into anything you didnt want to do.