By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML
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carry_on 19

At least your stalker is looking out for your health...

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

You could do so much better, don't cheat on your diet, it's not worth it.

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my_name_is_earl 9

God? Is that you?

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theawkwardlife 21

already your stalker is concerned about your health. :)

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GuitarPr0 2

Come on man, lose weight don't cheat.

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theboy13 13

Hint hint idiot... Don't cheat on your diet... I haven't I'm down 35 pounds in 3 months... Cheating won't make u lose weight stupid

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gothmo 8

Actually, small amounts of dark chocolate are shown to have some health benefits. Along with the phenylethylamine (the "love" drug) that is released when eating it, it's shown to reduce blood pressure, increase blood flow, it's full of antioxidants, has theobromine which is good for tooth enamel, and is high in certain vitamins and minerals. So, all you spewing on about how it's their fault and what not, I feel bad. What's life without a little chocolate? ;) everything in moderation!

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mkid232 15

Did you tell anyone to check on you to make sure you were dieting right, and not cheating? If so, maybe they told a few of their friends to do the same, or coworkers or whatnot, and it was one of them who was texting you.

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