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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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By EpicFail - 25/01/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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Nate04 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:02

If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)

epic_phail 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:02

what a bitch

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pokipoki 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:30

wow. that's so bitchy of her. good thing she's out of your life! send her invoice for the phone credit.

AlyshaDeShae 10

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:31

Wow . . . I like #9's idea. :-p I was signed a guy's email up for several gay sites when I found out he cheated on me. He still gets stuff because of that every now and then.

Ridley_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:35

wow your ex was a bitch

YLIF 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:41

I have one word for you- Ouch.

Iloveblackmen 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:43

Put her mobile phone on lesbian sights and shit get her a lot of bills! or get one of your guy friends to call her and hit on her for a week or something till she uses up all her time then get your friend to say ........."NOT!!!!!!!" LOL or something like that.

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:47

What a bitch

suckerz 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:51

be glad you got rid of that bitch

56578 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:53

How long were you together? It seems kinda weird, to me, that you would pay her phone bills. On another note, I am sorry about what she did. She clearly has no class.