By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 873
You deserved it 9 453

Same thing different taste

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A man doesn't have to be a biological father to be a daddy!

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KellyIsTheBest32 12

it is sad that the baby's father isn't stepping up, but a pregnancy can last more than 9 months. while it is extremely rare, the longest pregnancy was 17 months. and there was a middle eastern woman who carried a dead fetus for 42 years, then delivered it in her 70's. but some wouldn't count that as a pregnancy because the fetus was dead for so long. if your one of those people, then 17 months is the longest a someone has carried a baby

icanhazblivions 1

...Maybe he just doesn't mark up on a calendar when people dump him. After 2 months, the months all run together anyways.

He knew when he left that you were keeping his sperm in the freezer so you could have a summer baby. Some genes are just too good an opportunity to pass up.

#96 Go preach your views somewhere else. If she chooses to be a single parent good on her, she should be honest. My mother has had four children all by different men, my father is the only one who has stayed and looked look after myself and my two sisters, while my mother has married her partner of 13 years and had a baby again. My sisters and I came from a single family, my eldest sister is married and has a child, my other sister is engaged, soon to be married, and I myself have been in a committed relationship for over a year. Did we turn out bad because we had a "shit family life"? Please, educate yourself.

I think that if u have a shit family it can drive u to do better SOMETIMES because my mom left and I have done everything to end up not like her

I agree! My mother is a single parent and the only one in our traditional english family; the rest of the family expected me to fail because of the fact that I was raised by a single mother. I am the only one of the cousins who hasn't been arrested or dropped out of university, this just shows that kids from two parent households don't alway turn out to be better than those from single parent families.

at least one guy wants to be the father

angelbaby01 0

a woman has been pregnant for a year. and that sucks about the real dad hope unless your 16

Maybe you shouldn't get knocked up in two months or less with the new guy? YDI.

say no but ask him if he wants to be the kids second daddy :)

he does not want this kid to grow up with out a father so he taking the postion as dad and id say he made the right decsion let him be the dad cause he showing he cares

You only have yourself to blame. You **** it up, and have unprotected sex with several partners, you deal with the consequences