Intimacy: Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down... - FML

By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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Not that into you

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 12:00

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Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 06:00

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Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

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Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Friday 30 July 2010 16:34

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

arhanes 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:34

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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tigerlover39 9

Monday 24 December 2012 21:34

Aww but dump his sorry ass

str1kepa1n 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 7:45

What's wrong with lickin out your miss's? Your boyfriend is a fag.

nicky_8017 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:41

Uh, excuses much?

cutieQP 9

Monday 20 January 2014 9:38

get rid of him. there's no reason for you to shave just because he has delicate little feefees

Mailman2121 15

Friday 14 March 2014 20:45

#358 What's the point in saying such a thing in 2014? The post is 4 years old, dumbass

toxictears6661 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 13:04

what an ass. my boyfriend will go down on me anytime of any day (except period weeks!) whether I have pubic hair or not. ???

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