By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

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arhanes 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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OurStupidity 0

He is either gay or cheating. I'm sorry. But you have to dump him.

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Culnamo 0

And this is where you dump him for someone who deserves you.

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JoshGHardy 0

ok um I kinda agree with him I'd feel like a pedophile but I'd get over it

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sykokitti 15

he sounds like a loser... find a man who will go down on you anytime, anyplace, anyway no excuses

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sykokitti 15

and if his mind feels guilty about pedo issues, then obviously hes a sick person... that would have never crossed a normal persons mind...

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Sukismama 2

Simple solution: dont go down on him until he returns the favour.

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