By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

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arhanes 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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Jbradprice 0

Drop that douche, I would eat it either way.

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sj_fml 0

Isn't this a complement? young looking = child?

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Wandering_Witch 0

Er... if he keeps not wanting to sleep with you then, A he's gay or B. He's cheating.

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Wandering_Witch 0

wooops, read that one wrong... well don't know what to tell yah, maybe that's just not his thing, stop giving him head and maybe he'll reconsider, or start... You can Pulp Fiction it, if you give him head he eats you out after= win

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iamatroll_fml 0

You deserve it for having a ****** and not making your man sammies.

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LifeSucks102 0

I bet after all of that denial and tripe he gave you, he still wants you to suck his ****, am I right? **** that noise. If he doesn't give, he doesn't get. It's only fair.

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erickk_fml 0

dump that immature idiot. that's so stupid of him.

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Ethrock 0

Reads to me like he is simply having troubles coming to terms with the fact that he's gay.

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