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By ineedanewjob - 09/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I went first. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow, they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

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By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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By sad face - 24/11/2012 11:54 - Australia - Chatswood

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2014 18:03 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

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By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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Burn out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 04:59

Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML

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Unionize!

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 02:00

Today, despite over 100 colleagues agreeing to attend a protest over our working conditions, no one turned up because they were too afraid of losing their jobs. Since I was alone, I was sacked on the spot and physically thrown out. FML

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ddrluna 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

Rule of thumb: Never be the first to 'walk out'. If you don't like your job, man up and tell your boss you're quitting instead of looking like an asshole and inconveniencing him.

free_Aus 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:58

Yep, maybe they were all nodding about hating their job and agreed because YOU ARE THE REASON they don't like coming to work.... You quit, they are happy.

Comments

SoBlonde_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:07

I feel the show "The Office" has elevated office pranks. Congratulations, you are a victim of televised humor.

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:12

Next time your job sucks, try unionizing instead.

tipple 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:19

Soo... is there anyone there at your old job that you *hadn't* pissed off? Doesn't mean you're bad. They could all be stoopid, and you could have been the only one to realise the boss was an asshole. Or...

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:20

I agree with #11 What's the problem? Why do u need them to quit with you?

Jimboom 11

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:39

YDI. Most people hate their jobs, doesn't mean you just walk out. Unless everyone there hated you and didn't hide it in which case quit your job, move and stop pissing people off wherever you go.