By lspicknall - 12/05/2012 06:41 - United States - Hartland

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML
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lspicknall 4

Sorry darling! You really do just fall asleep then you wane up you're done! Just make sure to have ice packs and lots of cold soft foods

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kevsnev 7

Oh my lanta! Hope you feel better!

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ElricMustang 23

Oh man. Getting wisdom teeth out is bad enough. Doing anything afterwards hurts, I can't imagine how throwing up would feel.

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guskaufman62 1

Have dun getting dentures before all of your friends...

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MizzErikaHart 8

It's a euphemism for "fun"

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Angelrose2004 17

How is getting your wisdom teeth pulled an indication that you're going to need dentures before your friends? I'm missing something here.

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ashAmo 1

I know the feeling I've done that too. I didn't start throwing up till say 3 though.

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SortOfSexy 4

At least you didn't burp when drinking a diet coke.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yes, because the burning sensation of vomit in gaping gum cavities doesn't come close to the sting of soda fizz in your nostrils . Did you think before you commented?

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The_Hitdude 12

86-Do you? Apparently not: Sarcasm: 1.) Harsh or bitter irony in dialogue You didn't use sarcasm. Yours was just a shitty joke. I, however, used sarcasm in my reply to your comment. You were saying, dumbass?

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SortOfSexy 4

It's funny how far people will go to win in an argument.

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The_Hitdude 12

It's also funny how people will defend a bad comment to the bitter end, instead of just admitting they made a mistake and getting it over with.

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MyS3lf 24

Sorry for your troubles, but I really wish I hadn't read this one, I've got to go get all 4 of my impacted wisdom teeth out in a month....now I have another thing to add to my list of fears for that procedure :(

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torch433 1

FYL hope you feel better

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Starquake24 0

I know the feeling, I got concentrated sulfuric acid over my face in my lab a few months back.

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DocBastard 38

I think it's clear why everyone hates the dentist. Why would anyone enjoy going to a place where they scrape the hell out of your teeth (and gums, just for fun), drill holes in your teeth, and then yank them out if they think it's "necessary"? Sadists, every one of them.

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hthelittleone 10

I've never had to experience a fear or dislike for dentists, thanks to my dad's integrity and honesty for his job, but you're right. Unfortunately, honest workers are becoming a minority nowadays.

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slushyslime 7

Also dentists are doctors , they study anatomy and physio etc just lesser than other doctors , and they treat you when u have a medical ( jaw/tooth ) issue , so they are considered doctors .

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DocBastard 38

No worries, slushyslime. We hate you right back.

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perdix 29

slushyslime, your commas need some orthodontia, or is it "Ur commas?"

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madiwoods012 6

I doubt dentists scrape at your teeth and gums "just for fun".

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Teabubbles 8

Aww sorry OP, i got my wisdom teeth pulled out awhile ago, i can't even imagine the acid pain, feel better! :)

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JuuChan 3

Ooooh, man. This has got to bed one of the worst FMLs I've read in a long time. *shudder* Definitely FYL, OP! Hope you got some warm water with salt to swish around in your mouth. Yes, probably no more pleasant than the vomit, but it would clean those open gums like a charm! (of course, I'm not a doctor, so don't take any advice from me without consulting the oral surgeon first, eh? ;D)

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