Animals: Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's...

By APetsPet - 05/10/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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x0stormbringer 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

well have the cat sign it then

Flymeister 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

LOL

Comments

PrinceTwilight17 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:56

FML mods, is this the BEST you could come up with to submit to the site?!

Sayidfas 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:14

Well, THAT is quite the f*ck up.

poop_poop_poop 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:13

OMG THIS IS SO HORRIBLE HOW WILL YOU KEEP LIVING LIKE OMG OMG F YUR LIFE. there is like no problem with this stop submitting things to fml and go to mlia and be a happier person.

ohmanz 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 7:03

epic win this is...

moo_moo_kitty 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 19:41

Bah ha ha ha ha!! Thanks for the laugh :-) That's a good one!

OCHSA_azn_girl 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 4:48

hello whoever is reading this!!! i hope it is the writer of this fake fml is reading this...well, you see, this person goes to my school. conservatory? intergrated arts. class? creative writing. this person here might be my friend, or just some random person that sits across the classroom. GOOD LUCK TO MINi GRR!!! lol. thats the cats name. and also, the creative writing story is based on a fairy that loves cats and has blue hair. her name is coral and she put a spell on this one guy to fall in love with her. LMFAO!!! Luv ya K.R.!!!! (the creator of corals initials)