Animals: Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's... - FML

By APetsPet - 05/10/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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x0stormbringer 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

well have the cat sign it then

Flymeister 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

LOL

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Captain_Jello 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:10

you are a complete sucker... they only want to bring you in so they can find a way to charge you for something

darkshadow_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:20

Definitely Win

nymc 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:23

Ha. That's actually really hilarious.

najma95 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:32

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA oh well too bad!

gjkees 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:20

paw print. done. lol

eyebrowz 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:00

lol THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FMLs EVER!

Snowlight_fml 7

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:30

I finally understand the Soviet Russia jokes *facepalm*

P3R 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:25

lol i laughed at this :D

haha_89 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:10

Lmao!

JosephD 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:36

I laughed for about 10minutes after reading this.

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