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By Flora - 17/04/2013 22:56 - United States - Watsonville

Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML

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By Franklin - 01/02/2018 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML

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By AtLeastWeCan'tHaveKids - 02/10/2017 23:45

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years and I received our results from a DNA test. We're both very interested in history and ancestry, and wanted to see where in the world we both originated. It turns out we have the same father. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 23:00

Today, my dad's will included a DNA test he did on me when I was 3, proving I’m not his son. I thought we had a great relationship, but apparently he secretly hated me all these years for mom cheating, and decided to embarrass me in front of our family, half of whom it turns out I’m not related to. FML

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By explain please! - 05/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00

Today, my husband presented me with a DNA test proving that our newborn daughter isn't his. Confused, I got her tested again. She's not a match to me either. FML

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By Roasted Marshmallows - 07/11/2019 03:30

Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 14:00

Today, during divorce proceedings, I decided to have my kids DNA tested. Neither of my kids are mine. My daughter's real father is unknown but my son's DNA identifies him as related to me, but not as my son, so he’s more likely my nephew, meaning his dad is one of my brothers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex mother-in-law stupidly made an offhand comment, so I got my kids DNA tested. NONE, I repeat NONE of them is mine. When I think of the thousands I’ve paid in child support I’ll never get back, and now my own mother thinks I’m an asshole for refusing to pay any further. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:05

Even though it would have been best for them to tell you, maybe it just didn't matter to them because they know that the real parents are who raise you, not who you are biologically from.

iloveCS8 11

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:07

That sucks FYL! but as long as your "father" treated you with love and raised you as his own,then remember the good memories and know he loves you just as he would if you were his real son

Comments

AlexiAwesome 10

Friday 19 April 2013 1:16

It shouldn't matter if they love you & have supported you for this long.

souljacker 11

Friday 19 April 2013 2:03

I'm a sperm donor baby too. Don't sweat it! Lol are you in the uk? I might be your sister. No shit. :-)

AICS 7

Friday 19 April 2013 2:06

Jeez that's almost as bad as being "unplanned."

yusaku02 20

Friday 19 April 2013 2:11

doesn't matter, your father is the one who raised you.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 19 April 2013 3:17

Does that make you love him any less? Just remember your Father and his kin are the ones that love you. This isn't that bad. There are people out there with only one parent or no parents. Just be thankful of the family you have.

SammiixSue 13

Friday 19 April 2013 4:00

Why would it matter? Honestly?

Kk_Waylen24 21

Friday 19 April 2013 6:30

How does that just slip your mind!?

NameInvalid 9

Friday 19 April 2013 15:32

As long as they've treated you well

AlexxIV 3

Friday 19 April 2013 15:47

Maybe your dad has fertility problems and that he wanted a kid and the for your whole life it made him feel like a man who could raise a child and bring them up to be a respectable member of society but now you have found this information out he might get upset and begin to hate himself for a)lying to you (even tho it's acceptable in this situation) or b) because he feels like a failure of a man. You're a dick! Think of other people before you start pissing and moaning on a website!