Miscellaneous: Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each...

By misstree - 07/09/2009 08:23 - Singapore

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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How could you?

By Lolzords - 14/09/2010 10:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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monkeyspark 6

Monday 7 September 2009 20:06

The Irony hurts more.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:09

I'm sorry for saying this, but that must have been funny to watch. I hope you're okay, though.

Comments

whyowhy26 3

Monday 7 September 2009 20:21

YDI for texting while there are children starving in africa D:

whyowhy26 3

Monday 7 September 2009 21:09

stupid fudging double posts *(@&@*@

BaghdadAssUp 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:40

Pretty sure ydi too. Stop being a hypocrite. Recursion win.

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:36

YDI for commenting on an FML and complaining about kids in Africa when you're commenting on an FML! Damn hypocrites.

MyNameIsBruce 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:25

Actually this was when he was packaging his laptop to be sent to Africa.

Mandita5 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:28

Hahahow the he'll did u fall in a drain usually when texting you're looking down.. Meaning u can see theground.. Where u walking in the street? Idk of many sidewalkswith open drains..

repyourcliche 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:34

yes exactly! DAMN YOU ALL TO HE'LL.

scorpioserpent 1

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:06

It's in Singapore. There are long ditch-like drains that seperate the sidewalks from roads.

Mandita5 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:30

Hell** Were**

ziqi92 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:38

this was on the news several weeks ago too. some girl was walking and txting then fell down an open sewer drain...i'm surprised it happened again

null_fml 11

Monday 7 September 2009 20:43

Or it, y'know, didn't.

anniebananie 3

Monday 7 September 2009 20:42

Are you a relative of this girl? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531684,00.html (I'm NOT calling 'fake', just saying that I've heard of this happening before.)