By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
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ajh1800 25

Assuming "pissed" means "drunk" in Britain...

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RichardPencil 30

It does, and they say “holiday” where we say “vacation.” Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!

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ajh1800 25

Assuming "pissed" means "drunk" in Britain...

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mackdeezy 22

Yes, "pissed" means drunk in Britain, which, following the context, makes sense

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RichardPencil 30

It does, and they say “holiday” where we say “vacation.” Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!

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Sinshine 28

Do they drink piss instead of alcohol there? Such a weird country.

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mekiswrite 21

Well, they do drink their beer room temperature.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

That's half of my family you're talking about. Apologize to my British DNA.

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core01 30

Angry mom swinging at, and stumbling over little kids disco dancing is way funnier.

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Blue_belle 7

How the **** did this get on here. This is my story word for word taken from a private chat. Drunkenmum you are NOT cool.

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merican_redneck4 11

According to the comedian fluffy pissed means drunk on Australia

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Jonkbaby 22

im just imagining a bunch of little kids running around in a place that plays 70s disco

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