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Lol so true
Assuming "pissed" means "drunk" in Britain...
Yes, "pissed" means drunk in Britain, which, following the context, makes sense
It does, and they say “holiday” where we say “vacation.” Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!
Do they drink piss instead of alcohol there? Such a weird country.
Well, they do drink their beer room temperature.
That's half of my family you're talking about. Apologize to my British DNA.
Angry mom swinging at, and stumbling over little kids disco dancing is way funnier.
How the **** did this get on here. This is my story word for word taken from a private chat. Drunkenmum you are NOT cool.
According to the comedian fluffy pissed means drunk on Australia
im just imagining a bunch of little kids running around in a place that plays 70s disco
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Assuming "pissed" means "drunk" in Britain...
It does, and they say “holiday” where we say “vacation.” Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!