Miscellaneous: Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each...

By misstree - 07/09/2009 08:23 - Singapore

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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How could you?

By Lolzords - 14/09/2010 10:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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monkeyspark 6

Monday 7 September 2009 20:06

The Irony hurts more.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:09

I'm sorry for saying this, but that must have been funny to watch. I hope you're okay, though.

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TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:35

LOL I TOTALLY SAW THIS HAPPEN

twinklebells 2

Monday 7 September 2009 21:45

my mom does exactly the same thing! she even has to stop when she's speaking or reading a text message.

maverico 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:03

ydi...

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 7 September 2009 22:20

YDI for not watching where ur walking YDI for doing it in public YDI because ur such an impatient person need I go on?

mike1921 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:30

doing it in public? Do you really need to hide your text messaging from the world? It's not gross, so who cares?

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 7 September 2009 22:48

It gets annoying when people burst out in laughter in the middle of the road

sublime93 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:28

You definitely stole that from what really happened a few days ago, because i highly doubt that OP is the girl from the news.

RhymePrime 7

Monday 7 September 2009 22:31

I agree, your life sucks(0) Who cares? (1)

DeathShad0 1

Monday 7 September 2009 22:51

I can't even begin to tell you how much you deserved it OP.

semmita 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:09

FAKE there was a whole story about it on the news a girl was texting and fell in a manwhole

dave202 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:30

wow it almost looks like you said she fell in a manwhore LOL!!

cassie0383 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:43

MLIA

ilikeu12 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:59

Def fake her mom would of scene her walking towards a open drain a mile away

eritha 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:41

well, it is singapore after all. i live in singapore. and sometimes, the drains are just so darn unexpected. or the sidewalks are just too narrow.

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Today, my dad asked me if I needed crayons for school. I'm going to college this fall. FML

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