Miscellaneous: Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my...

By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 890

You deserved it 2 769

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 103

You deserved it 4 477

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 904

You deserved it 3 827

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 892

You deserved it 11 603

By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 693

You deserved it 3 226

We got a reader!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 688

You deserved it 3 790

Kinda cruel

By Anon E. Mouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 397

You deserved it 2 294

Booksmarts

By sigh - 29/03/2016 04:57 - United States - North Branford

Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 484

You deserved it 4 937

By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 110

You deserved it 476

Be proud, stand tall

By fiddlercrab - 27/03/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Brierley Hill

Today, I'd like to thank Alexa for my notification, saying ”You bought a 4-pound bag of Jawbreakers recently, would you like to share your feedback with Amazon prime customers?" My wife heard the message and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 401

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 652

You deserved it 2 475

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:07

wow shows that some people are incapable of faithfulness. FYL buddy

SemiRetarded 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:21

Ouch. Thanks for the constant reminder Amazon. I can't believe all the shitty comments people make over someones spelling mistakes. THANKS FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!!

Comments

alexisthename 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:51

Holy run-on sentence, Batman. LMAO @ making more than you do while working on my Bachelor's I normally don't brag about my income, but I don't have a penis to compare sizes with you.

Compass 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:53

She left you because you got her a Kindle instead of an iPad.

lomed78 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:59

Not that bad. Just delete the damn e-mail.

yzaldana 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:09

what the hell is a Kindle?!?

wh4t3v3R 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:37

Kindle is something those ivory tower intellectual types use to "read." Its useless to everyone else though, cause its hard to stick useless comments anywhere with it.

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:15

I don't understand how these women that date army guys get so annoyed to the point of breaking up when the guy's deployed overseas. I thought they realized that would happen if they dated an army guy. : I'm sorry, OP.

signalarmywife 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:35

Exactly! Some women(or men) just can't hack it as a military spouse. Don't date(or marry) someone when you know you can't handle what they do for a living, or stay faithful to them. Seems pretty simple to me!

nenigrl 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:26

Exactly! it's hard to date an Army soldier. The distance sucks. My boyfriend

Lattenkiste 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:23

Girls that break up with their bf, fiancée, husband, w/e, while they are off fighting for their lives and our freedom should be killed slowly and painfully. You have no idea how many soldiers and Marines we've lost to suicide because they are in Iraq fighting and their girl is the only thing that keeps them going and they get a f***ing dear john letter. You have no idea what that does to a man. At least they could have the balls and the dignity to wait till they come home and break up with them in person