Animals: Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation,...

By chuchundra - 08/03/2014 20:06 - United States

Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

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You deserved it 7 975

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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You deserved it 3 593

By sotired - 05/03/2013 19:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

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You deserved it 2 416

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 331

Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML

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You deserved it 709

By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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You deserved it 3 963

Et tu, Doggo?

By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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You deserved it 395

A cheap holiday in other people's misery

By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML

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You deserved it 496

Keeper

By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 476

By whymegirl - 22/07/2012 04:24 - United States - Worcester

Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

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You deserved it 8 589

Great seeing you

By Nicole - 09/05/2016 20:12 - United States - Bozeman

Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 293

You deserved it 911

julian0605 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us

BassTurdo 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Puppy love

Comments

owencgray 10

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:58

this exact same thing happend to me but when i posted it it didnt go through. WTF?

Karenezzy 20

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:04

Sell it to your friend, & but yourself a new one!

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:11

That's messed up...you don't just sell a dog so you can get a new one... Dogs aren't objects... Lost faith in humanity again.. Can someone thumb her down for me? I accidentally hit thumbs up :( I'm a terrible person now...

littlekellilee 45

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:13

What would you do if your kids didn't want to leave their grandparents house after they stayed there for some time? Give them to their grandparents and try again?

Karenezzy 20

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:53

That's waaay too different

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:19

I lose faith in humanity every time that vapid phrase is uttered.

OptimusVader 23

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:10

#34, than why did you bother repeating it?

littlekellilee 45

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:44

31 both are living, breathing creatures that you've committed to caring for, regardless of the situation. Yes, you create children yourself, but just because your puppy doesn't share the same genes as you and you didn't carry it for nine months doesn't mean you can give it away and start again if it's not exactly what you expected.

smokecloud_ 37

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:51

Well said, 45. I often say about my puppy that he may as well have come out of me. Love of my life.

steve31789 8

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:05

He must have given the dog one hell of a yummy rub!!

steve31789 8

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:17

Tummy****

8313girl 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:54

I like the yummy rub later lol.

el_mermaid 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:51

The power of auto correct

EpicSquishii 21

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:07

I always feel offended by how excited and active my bulldog puppy gets when my boyfriend comes over. I'm always like "You fat bitch, you were lazing about on the couch for 12 hours straight when it was just us. You didn't even lift your head when I got home!"

kakakarotcake 17

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:50

What do you do to your dog that makes it not happy to be around you

TunaFireStarter 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:10

She might not have done anything. My dog has a connection with my mom that she doesn't have with anyone else. I did everything that I could when I first got her to make her love me (treats, walks, a fancy bed, training, etc.,) but they just instantly bonded. It makes me sad sometimes, but at least they make each other happy. Now my dog gets regular visits since I know she likes my mom so much.

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:20

#22, she made it fat

OptimusVader 23

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:14

#35, I can't say I've ever seen a fat dog that wasn't happy around their owners or anyone else. Pretty sure food makes dogs happier than almost anything lol.

LalaDee561 8

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:15

It's OK. I once had a dog that LOVED my dad and HATED me. And he was MY dog. I have no idea what I did to him. I tried everything I could do be nice to that dog, but he was always obsessed over my dad. I couldn't even get close to my dad without that dog trying to attack me because he would get jealous. It took me years to get that dog to finally love me too, until finally he did and then he was so sweet to me. Sometimes dogs just form special bonds with certain people.