Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend... - FML

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

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underpaid011 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:04

wow. that's ****** up. FYL indeed.

xbarbiexdollx20 5

Monday 4 April 2011 0:29

Damn, OP. I'm sorry, that REALLY sucks. :(

OhSoBueno 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:59

Uhhh... how gay was he when u were there?

MEF62 5

Monday 4 April 2011 1:22

Why is it cheating if he wanted to "experiment" with men? I bet if you wanted to "experiment" with women you'd think it's all fine and dandy. Women are such hypocrites.

Kadaver 1

Monday 4 April 2011 1:26

Why didn't you join them? xD

DealsOnWheels 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:29

Ouch! That's going to be an awkward family dinner

johnboy1501 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:41

it sucks for you but to all the people saying get tested for yucky stuff blah blah she or he should get tested anyway - not just because it was m2m sex haha. in general more straight ppl have HIV than gay ppl. obv not the only STD but still a major one. faved this. it turns me on. Jk lol

fairypower 4

Monday 4 April 2011 2:36

it's not cheating if it's same sex

CrAzyFlOriDaGiRl 1

Monday 4 April 2011 3:00

Guess he not your bf anymoree?

jettaboi042 0

Monday 4 April 2011 3:06

how old are they? and whats wrong with being gay at least they are happy.

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