Health: Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the...

By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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You deserved it 4 675

By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 9 481

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 616

By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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You deserved it 3 609

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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You deserved it 2 079

Teeth gang rise up

By Luke Sparacio - 04/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML

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You deserved it 123

By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 054

You deserved it 6 922

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 310

You deserved it 3 239

fleursauvage 0

Monday 9 February 2009 7:29

I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.

loveydovey 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:11

i don't get this one :|

Comments

IToldYouSo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:05

I'd rather have braces for a few years than gross crooked teeth when I'm older! Besides, they're not that bad.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:52

This doesn't make any sense. You've been a handsome guy for two years (like after puberty)? You're going to keep them on for two years and are being sarcastic? You've been dating a handsome guy for two years? I swear some of these FML's could have been written by monkeys.

missrubyruby 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 17:59

I couldn't agree more.

baldfatman 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:35

I've had everything, from braces (twice), retainers, permenant retainers, rubber bands, and head gear, and still have two more years with my current set of braces. You'll be fine.

surfsteph 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:31

ha! i only had my braces for 11 months! hell ya! sorry that was rude...

lexxi_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:12

um, nice grammar dip shit.

wolfpack5 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 10:56

haha

thatoneguy1812 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:53

Hahaha, # 16...

teh_ass 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:06

Wow...well then before braces your teeth must have been horrible. Not a FML.

pinkdottedbow 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 4:11

Your teeth don't have to be horrible for you to need braces.

chea_chea 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:46

I don't think this is an FML at all. Let me tell you a story...I've always hated having a gap in my front teeth. Every time i look at them, it reminds me of when I was horsing around and my brother tripped me on a set of concrete stairs destroying my first front teeth when I was really young. The second ones grew in with a gap, of course my brother's grew in perfectly straight. So I asked...yes, ASKED for braces when I was about 12 and my parents made up all sorts of excuses "You don't want to be called metal mouth, your teeth are fine, they're too expensive! etc." I took their word for it, and of course looking back I know they were just being cheap...over time this cheapness was all too common :P As soon as I establish myself enough and get some money together I'm strongly considering going on the invisalign program.

MakinBacon 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:50

That's nothing, I had braces for 8 years, from 4th grade all the way to my senior year of high school.

trecool999 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:35

My orthodontist said I needed my braces for 2 years and then needed a retainer for the same amount. Luckily for me, it's been a year and I am hopefully getting my braces off next session. Sucks for Americans though, no NHS =D.