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By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

Oreosbff 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:03

haha that sucks

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OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:37

lol

OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lololol ur mom lololloooolollollol1oo1!!1111!!1!1!1! Holy idiot, Batman. I'm as thick as two short planks!

seahorses4eva 4

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:43

Speaking of losers.

Kadz184 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lol fail

aquarist 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:58

Wearing pink flip flops and riding a purple moped? That guy sounds awesome.

rwickmannp11 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:01

I wonder what the old guy thinks a normal person should look like

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:04

I modded this in!!! (Not really... I just can't think of anything stupider to say at the moment. Sorry...)

MaraMacK 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:09

ydi cause you must really suck if "that" called you a loser...

dugumit 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:13

well join the rainbow brigade and then u will become a big gay winner like him.

DJortiz31 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:15

haha I agree wit 60 u must b wearing something pretty bad if he called u a looser lol

sloop_fml 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:23

ahahaha, nice! you should not have taunted him

phippsy95 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:34

seriously, when I'm older I hope I'm like that guy

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