By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

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usmcbunny 0

I got told I dress slutty by an old lady today. She was wearing a low cut, black top, eye shadow, eye liner, lip liner, and blood red lipstick. I was wearing eye liner, eye shadow, and a regular, boy cut t-shirt.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#88 Haha! Crazy old people. They say the darndest things.

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usmcbunny 0

Well, yeah. But, what are you gonna do? She's probably bitter because of the Depends in her pants, and the lack of ring on her ring finger. Also, she'll probably die soon. Therefore, I win.

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usmcbunny 0

Oh, I thought I should mention... I'm a nerd. Obby.

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usmcbunny 0

My rats are the creepers in my house. They will climb the side of their cage and stare at me if anything romantic starts to happen. Of course, if I eat, then they squeak at me :0

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usmcbunny 0

I'm not sure if you meant my rats or your dog... But either way, that could be creepy. It'd be especially creepy if your dog was somehow watching me sleep. Although, that might be cool in the same respect. In the same respect, however, that would also be creepy on your end... Because you would know that he was watching me sleep. Because dogs can't speak, he'd have to show you IRL proof or pics or it didn't happen. ...Hm.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

This conversation both confuses and amuses me.

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usmcbunny 0

Why is confusing? it's perfectly logical. A dog with an owner I've never seen or spoken to before watching me sleep, is very creepy. If the owner knows, he's probably seen me sleep, too. Also, rats are coot.

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ughblahsuckit 0

Hahah.. Loser.

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Sinammon 0

Laugh it off. Plenty of stupid people will say plenty of stupid things to you in your lifetime. The sooner you learn to laugh at all of it, the better.

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BangItsChris 0

Hah your a loser by getting called a loser by a loser wait......Wtf does this even make sense

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randomperson1996 0

that nice ayy lol u was just called a loser atleast he didentbcall u anything else douch. jokinggg

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Wusg00d 0

old man = 1 you = 0 old man wins lmao

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itsjustme13 0

That's so funny!!! No offence to you. But you have to admit it. It's kinda hilarious! =D

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