By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Ddevon 4

don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.

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justinbieber94 0

how the hell don't u notice running over someone?

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chenoa_fml 0

in high school I was once run over by a kid in a motorized wheel chair. he hit me from behind and scraped my leg so bad I had trouble walking.

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jillianmathers12 13

Cool story bro!

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FarSide 22

Is here any other way but 'brutal' to be run over by a wheelchair?

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andieraimundo 0

He/she was the one getting run over smart one.

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Streeet_hayley 6

Were planking on the wheelchair ramp?

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LiveLaughFML 10

don't mess with the handicapped. they're one of the tuffest people out there! ;D

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Jujubilee 1

Lol! FYL! Ahahahaha! ^

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MaCOOLiT 5

Thats what you get when you mess with Prof. X

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fakeaccountX 6

I don't even know how that's possible, unless you were at the bottom of a very steep hill and the guy had lost control of his wheelchair and was zooming down towards you at over 35 mph.

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Bbhd05 0

If you don't notice someone running over you.. then you probably deserved it.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

OP, unless you injurries put you in a weelchair, I have little sympathy.

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MagicGiraffe 12

1, he noticed, he just didn't give a rats ass

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False_Stupidity 41

I think I'm missing something.. Where does it say that the wheelchair guy/gal didn't notice they had run the OP over?

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

When I was a kid, I got run over by a mountain bike in the park. Some dumbass wanted to be a daredevil and close his eyes while riding. He didn't notice the little 7 year old in front of him picking a dandelion. He almost broke my back.

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awesumchick 0

Dude i luv eminem too

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slushpup9696 12

You can be the chairman.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Do you at least get cup holders?

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hellokittay 5

I'm sorry but that would just be a hilarious sight. But fyl that must have hurt ALOT.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

I actually got hit by a wheelchair once... it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and her chair broke :S

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Poopolicious 5

Feel better that it wasn't a car... And be glad your are fine, fine enough to comment on fml at least...... Well.... Still ehh fyl

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Ddevon 4

don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.

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LaydiexSkull 3

More like hit and...roll.

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some_shit 0

How do you not dodge that!

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GrammaticalNazi 2

No, 58 separate bones all throughout his body have been broken, including his neck. He wrote this FML and asked, with his dying wish, for his family to carry on his legacy and post this FML on the official website.

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nolarboot 10

I think the OP is fine, since s/he DID post to FML about it.

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iAmScrubs 19

Once they realise they have power, there is nothing stopping them from running over the entire world. One year, we will look up to these four wheeled people and worship them.

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caino 3

Haha deceptively quick are the wheeled variety.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

I have never understood the point of these comments, it's much less obnoxious to just like the comment instead of giggling over the Internet.

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perdix 29

Watching slack-ass pedestrians take they damn sweet time with they damn prissy-ass walking can sure piss of a Wheelie! Don't **** with the Wheelies! They are essentially a motorcycle gang with their wheels rearranged to appear mild-mannered, but in reality the leather, tattoos, drugs, indiscriminate sex and wanton violence are identical.

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FarSide 22

THIS... this is ******* poetry! If only FML postings were of this quality. Freaking genius. I got to lay down and rest.

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raaawwwrrZ 8

Perdix I bow to you and your superior logic

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tiggyt 2

Highly improbable, unless you meant "run into." Most wheelchairs can only handle smooth inclines so I doubt one could run over a body except in the most unlikely circumstances. Which, if you were in them, you would have detailed. He shouldn't have run into you, but YDI for exaggerating wildly.

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white16sox 19

13 if it has wheels it can run over someone. Whether or not it will flip is a different story.

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