Intimacy: Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 239

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 40 136

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Too much skin? - 18/02/2018 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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You deserved it 1 081

DFlit1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:22

Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

volleyballgrrl 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:28

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

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GODert 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:39

Somebody has been poking holes in the wrong places

arcottrammathorn 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:48

Heyyyyyyy, mazel tov!

419 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:51

I think it's also an FML for your girlfriend too...

Fataliity 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:18

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head when my braces snagged his foreskin and ripped it off. FML. Hahaha.

SpeakOutLoud 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:13

Yeesh...

megsnorfus 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:15

Ow.

The_Plagiarizer 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:20

That's HOT.

jordanluvsgreenz 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:31

Ouch?!

Timmeeh 17

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:40

Oy vey.

richieflow 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:41

Bro it wasn't that bad

Lac2501 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:42

Doesn't matter...got a BJ.

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