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By all shat out - 07/11/2014 06:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Indianboy9321 25

That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!

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Dean_N 15

Hopefully you got rid of more than 50% of your gastric issues

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Arcanel 18

ouchhhhh ! I hate when shit like that happens ! you get it!? you get it? okay I'm done....

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aliciavanham 13

Keep shit simple. Your post and your school.

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Attacksloth 33

Next time don't drink a half cup of coffee with half-and-half cream before the exam, or you might half to retake the course a third (c-c-c-c-ombo breaker) time.

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Ki11erC 18

Hopefully it's not math because you seem to suck at it.

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shinikageWolf 15

Next time something like this happens, look them dead in the eyes. "Either I go to the bathroom and come back to finish my exam, or I'm having my demonic shit on your desk, your choice professor"

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Mandybruin 15

That's a lot of 50s! Next time skip Taco Bell before testing. :o)

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