By all shat out - 07/11/2014 06:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Indianboy9321 25

That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!

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Indianboy9321 25

That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!

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devildog562 33

I missed this the first time I read it. Well played. Subtle and methodical.

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Garrett2818 21

Hopefully op doesn't push to hard and shit themselves.

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Animekid126 13

It's not as easy as it sounds.. Probably was on the verge of ripping a huge one or ******** themself

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incoherentrmblr 21

It doesn't matter what it's for, if it's important, always go to the bathroom before you take a serious exam. No if, ands, or buts...

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KILLERZARIC 10

See, this is why you shouldn't half ass things.... I'll show myself out

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mif_fml 27

Why #14... I honestly thought we were done with this.

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warsun 27

Honestly it should be #14 that should show himself out

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Marcella1016 31

What's with people making a joke and volunteering to "show yourself out?" If your joke is wack, you'll get downvoted anyway. If your joke is funny, I will downvote you just for adding that unnecessary "hahaha-my-joke-sucks-i-shouldnt-be-here" line. Just say what you have to say and that's it.

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sayyestothedress 24

How the **** can she finish the test on the toilet?!? It's like saying "can I have all the answers on my hand while writing the test?" It's a stupid idea! And plus she's in college, she HAS to finish the exam in the class room

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cp399 14

It was a goddamn joke. Obviously she can't really finish the exam on the toilet.

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devildog562 33

Cramps during class sucks , even worse during an exam. Should have busted a van wilder and shat in the trash can , then explain to the teacher they said no breaks no excuses .

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devildog562 33

I beg to differ. Topless tutors completely change my college education.

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Mc2013 18

That is 100% bad luck for you OP.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

LOL #10 what the hell kind of math class did you take?

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HairIsEverything 15

#22 the kind that teaches bad FML math jokes ..

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MidnaLink 33

#10 was pretty damn close though; 50 + 25 + 12.5 + 6.25 + 3.125 + 1.5625 = 98.4375 (I had to add another one just to nudge it close enough).

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BSnapZ 21

#51 There is no universe in which that math is legit.

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punkchess09 7

Actually, the comment makes sense. You just have to read it carefully.

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Emzinatorbot 26

I'm not gonna lie, that's really unfortunate. Sorry OP, but hey at least it's not 100%

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