By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 00:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML
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NessaMae 19

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

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Squirrel1256 15

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

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darkfireflame 15

If he acts like a woman he ain't worth it.

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SpoiledDiva__XO 4

You Need 2 Re-Evaluate Your Relationship Partners Hun...;*

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Cory123125 3

Has nobody thought that maybe its common to drunkenly make out with people at parties on the couch?!

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lil_mars 1

Damn. It's probably for the best though; he sounds pretty ******* jealous, paranoid, and possibly controlling. You dodged a bullet, hun.

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Mimamim 2

You should post it at "thanks God" site and not FML. Congratulations for getting rid of an idiot

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fj19 9

Random, but effective, way to filter out the best man for you.

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Armadillos 1

Run! Run from the crazy man!

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lucy7368 2

It actually means you're not a total jerk. It's really rude to stand up and move just because someone sat next to you.... unless it was Edward Cullen.

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Laurengibbons 4

You are way better off without him. I had an ex boyfriend who would get really mad any time I left his side for more than 5 minutes at a party. It was a huge relief when we broke up.

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