Love: Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 00:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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You deserved it 4 246

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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You deserved it 3 609

By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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You deserved it 4 200

Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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You deserved it 180

By Puick - 26/12/2013 23:50 - France - Sonchamp

Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

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You deserved it 9 796

Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 183

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 552

You deserved it 2 841

By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 448

You deserved it 44 142

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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You deserved it 2 548

By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 469

You deserved it 2 019

NessaMae 19

Monday 14 October 2013 9:26

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

Squirrel1256 15

Monday 14 October 2013 9:24

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

Comments

quiquik2003 1

Monday 14 October 2013 18:20

Sounds so much like my ex. And I actually had the same situation

SparklyCuntt 12

Monday 14 October 2013 18:24

@36: Wow, I hope his buddies ditched him too. Sounds like a right psycho.

eternal_malaise 10

Monday 14 October 2013 18:44

Your boyfriend's personal space was violated, OP. ;D (some people are way too possessive and insecure)

amberleafwoohoo 1

Monday 14 October 2013 18:57

created an account just to say this but look at least he broke up with you i mean better than him beating you because of it and then continuing to be in a relationship with you.. you're lucky he broke up with you a long term relationship with him would have been stifling

NeonCookies89 13

Monday 14 October 2013 20:08

YDI for dating a jackass .

narkill 13

Monday 14 October 2013 20:27

You deserve it.

Shandra78 9

Monday 14 October 2013 20:30

Count your lucky stars, sounds like your ex was schizo...

AmorVitae93 6

Monday 14 October 2013 20:40

be happy you got rid of that looser

redmnky21 8

Monday 14 October 2013 20:56

ya, it's a good thing, obviously major psycho starting there

Omniprism 14

Monday 14 October 2013 21:08

I've been in a situation like that. He saved you by dumping you. He's too jealous to have a girlfriend. Mine was abusive because he couldn't control his jealousy. Move on to a man who respects you.