Work, Gross, Relatable and Awkward: Monday motivation

Monday motivation

By UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh - 09/02/2013 17:21 - Kenya

Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

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You deserved it 2 336

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 713

Rushed

By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 444

By Mary - 30/07/2017 05:00

Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML

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You deserved it 590

Foam my life

By Jennie - 05/12/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I discovered the office coffee machine had been replaced with a complex espresso maker. I'm so introverted that instead of asking for help, I spent the day googling how to operate it, all to end up with a cup of lukewarm frothed milk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 232

You deserved it 489

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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You deserved it 2 675

By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 39 162

By melons - 03/07/2013 09:09 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

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You deserved it 5 306

By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 332

You deserved it 3 618

By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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You deserved it 10 135

Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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You deserved it 8 665

Revan501 15

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:57

That guy is an asshole.

txgirl2013 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:57

Unplug it, move it next to his desk and do the same thing and see how he likes it.

Comments

Revan501 15

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:57

That guy is an asshole.

GothickNihilist 15

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:46

Not just any kind of asshole either. He's an attention seeking obnoxious asshole.

klutz44 28

Sunday 10 February 2013 6:31

A disgusting attention seeking obnoxious asshole.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Sunday 10 February 2013 14:59

An inconsiderate disgusting obnoxious attention seeking asshole.

Sputnikspak 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 17:01

An inconsiderate, incredibly rude, obnoxious attention-seeking asshole.

Bazinga2010 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 18:12

Or to put it simply, that guy is a ****

txgirl2013 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:57

Unplug it, move it next to his desk and do the same thing and see how he likes it.

sens3sfailing 24

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:26

he would probably like the attention. it seems thats what he is going for. immaturity makes people do anything for any kind attention.

LO388 7

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:27

I'd move it there but NOT do the same thing. Maturity ftw.

Puffytruffles 18

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:59

Wretched guy.

victus 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:03

put something in the coffee for him to have with it...

dmoran20 27

Sunday 10 February 2013 12:43

Salt is always a winner

wallandpiece 16

Sunday 10 February 2013 13:01

Laxatives, salt, cyanide...?

jamnglamgirlie 17

Monday 11 February 2013 1:47

What if he/she tastes the difference and spits it out on OP?

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:05

Ewww, I got the heebie jeebies reading this!

Bluekaren16 19

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:05

Well you have now conditioned yourself to retch. He probably does it because it grosses you out. What a jerk.

VannahJane 17

Sunday 10 February 2013 4:40

Is it really conditioning if she retches because it's gross? I mean OP didnt state she retches every time she sees coffee..

DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:06

Tell him you peed in the coffee, but don't actually do it. You're not a vile, disgusting animal, are you? Then sit back and watch as the retching is his, and victory is yours.