Twister

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 01:30

Spicy
Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML
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Isandri 29

For me, licking my gf's ear (or my ear being licked by her) is a damn huge turn on :d just gotta keep your ears clean buddy ;)

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bluefairy_fml 24

For me too! I think it's very sexy. But yeah, preferably without too much spit involved.

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derangedplanet 23

Okay the outside of my ear is okay, but never the inside inside. I'd pretty much imagine ear wax on his tongue and stop kissing him. eugh. Yuck

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Thatissarcastic 17

Agreed. Yes it's attractive outside the ear, but if it's stuck inside her ear and it still feels wet hours later the thought gives me chills.

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xx000o 27

If done correctly, it can be a turn on, if done wrong it will still feel wet four hours later.

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rydin10 18

What I the world makes him think that's a good idea in any situation at all?

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bmhampt91 18

Apparently he fancies himself a giant q-tip but didn't get the notice that you're not supposed to put those inside your ear.

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worldclassrager 39

Be very carful with a Q-tip, or take a shower it should help clear it out...

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ThePaperDragon 31

Did you just ignore the fact that it happened, or did you ask him why he thought that was a good idea?

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