By fmexgirlfriend - 15/08/2009 05:30 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
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redbluegreen 40

For some reason, I don't think that was the actual reason for why she dumped you. And if after four years, and that's her only reason, then... How did you guys manage to be together that long?

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ijrnelson 0

I wonder if this is the OP actually saying "I couldn't remember our anniversary" and has trivialised it by saying "exact number of days" :P

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cookiezrock 0

next relationship, mark it down on a calendar the day you two date :)

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derskittles 5

She was looking for a reason to end it. Obviously you weren't really doing anything wrong because if you were, trust me, she wouldn't have had to use such a dumbass excuse. Unless, of course, she was truly a dumbass, and therefore any excuse she would use would be a dumbass excuse.

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Friaza 29

Personally i'd have said "well, how many days have we been going out then, I doubt you know." And if she replied seriously I'd have said "Well then, if you want to date a calculator I can lend you mine but otherwise i'm only human."

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Anglwrfish 17

Is this just a clever way to avoid saying "I forgot our anniversary"? If not, your gf is unreasonable, FYL

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SirWTF 10

4 years ? And she dumped you because of that ?! She seems to be plotting something ..

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jovanwife 0

the love was never there;end of story

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